Hilarious Ethan

Ethan..he is going to be the class clown, I just know it. Oh how this boy cracks me up. He says and does the funniest things. Here are a few of my favorites from the last month or so.

Ghost Train
On one of his train movies there is a train that puts a blanket over himself to pretend he is a ghost to scare the other trains. Ethan was playing trains in his room and Jon called me in to look and when I got there he had put a pair of his white underwear over the train and was driving it around pretending it was the ghost train.

Paint-lish
Yes...I said Paint-lish. That is what Ethan calls my nail polish. He thinks it's paint..and I said nail polish and Paint-lish is what he came up with.

Hookers
Oh me oh my. Ethan is obsessed with hitches and trailer's. My dad has a truck with a hitch and has pulled a trailer before. As my dad says...he is teaching Ethan how to do "manly" things. So Ethan doesn't call a hitch a hitch...no...he calls them hookers..because they hook things. Here are the sentences Ethan has actually said (no lies):

 - we have got to get more hookers dad.
- bapa's hooker is bigger than that one (my personal favorite as we were walking into target this morning)
- look at all those hookers dad (as we are walking into Costco)
- dad, why don't you have any hookers on your car?

Reachers
What do you do when you do think your arms are not long enough to reach things?? You take your mothers tongs from the kitchen and call them your reachers. We went through a whole week where he wouldn't pick anything up without his reachers. You see...he wanted his arms to be long like mine LOL. I have bought 2 new "reachers" in the last few months and still cannot find a single one.

Underwear
The other day Ethan came to me and said he wanted to put his Cars underwear on so he could watch Cars and when that was over he needed to put on his Diego underwear so he could watch Go-Diego-Go next.

Oh Bumpers
Ethan loves this train show called Chuggington. It's super cute and I actually kinda like it too. Instead of saying "Oh no", or "shoot" Ethan says "Oh Bumpers" (because that is what the train says on the show.). Yesterday he was helping me put dishes away and he dropped one of the plates and as he did it he said "Oh... bust my bumpers I dropped the plate". ROFL...I just about died laughing right there.

These are just a few that popped into my head today while writing. I find I frequently laugh at what he says or does during the day.